G.A.T : Grinch Aptitude Test
VERSION 2.0 OCTOBER 2006 BY CJN/ASB
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OBSERVATIONS…

01. In the beginning of the film, the Grinch goes down to Whoville. After tampering with a bike, he gives the tool he used to a group of children. What device did he use to dismantle the bike?
[a] A Screwdriver
[b] A Saw
[c] A Hammer
[d] A Knife

02. Many wondered why the Grinch hated Christmas. Although many felt it was is shoes being too tight, and his head not being screwed on just right, the real problem was that his heart was too small. How many sizes too small was it?
[a] 1
[b] 3
[c] 2
[d] 17

03. Cindy was Christmas shopping with her Dad. She was frustrated with the way Christmas made everyone. To Cindy, it was ________ the way everyone seemed so Kerbobbled
[a] Superfluous
[b] Farbingle
[c] Boybounder
[d] Snorkleblatts

04. When questioned why his boys were up on Mount Crumpit near the Grinch, What did Lou say they were really doing?
[a] Playing with matches
[b] Provoking the one creature within a billion bilometers who hates Christmas
[c] Defacing public property
[d] Both A and C

05. Which of the following is not one of Lou‘s children’s names?
[a] Lou
[b] Dru
[c] Stu
[d] Cindy Lou

06. In the Post Office, what stamp does Whoville put on packages being mailed for Fast delivery?
[a] Fast Delivery
[b] Express
[c] Speedy Delivery
[d] Heckovarush

07. The Grinch startles Cindy and she falls into the dangerous sorting machine. However, the Grinch does reach down and save her. What does he say just before he does so?
[a] Blast you Whos!
[b] Suffering Snorkleblatts! Their relentless!
[c] Bleeding Hearts of the World Unite!
[d] That’s a good one. That is rich!

08. Cindy thanks the Grinch for saving her. But the Grinch says he wasn’t “saving“ her. What reason does the Grinch give Cindy for pulling her from the sorting machine?
[a] He wanted to
[b] He wouldn’t last in jail
[c] He didn’t have a lawyer
[d] He noticed she was improperly packaged

09. Who is Betty Lou Who competing with the most in the Greater Whoville Christmas Lights Display?
[a] Martha May Whovier
[b] Augustus May Who
[c] The Grinch
[d] None of the above

10. Martha is showing off to Betty Lou. Martha shows an antique. How old does Martha say it is?
[a] Over 200 years old
[b] Over 100 years old
[c] Over 50 years old
[d] Over 40 years old

11. As the Grinch heads back to Mount Crumpit, he and Max prepare to go down the garbage shoot. The Grinch insists Max go first. Why?
[a] Fleas before Beauty
[b] The Beast before Beauty
[c] Max is smaller
[d] The Grinch has to push the DUMP button

12. The Grinch calls Lou Lou Who for a prank phone call. What did the Grinch ask Lou?
[a] What color are your socks?
[b] Is your sub-zero chillabrator running?
[c] Do you like Almonds?
[d] Do you have turkey legs?

13. When the Grinch was a baby, floating down to Whoville, he drifted down in a basket with an umbrella. What color was the umbrella?
[a] Green
[b] Blue
[c] Yellow
[d] White

14. What was the Grinch‘s first word?
[a] Santa
[b] Christmas
[c] Cookie
[d] ByeBye

15. Shortly after saying his first word, the Grinch took a bite out of a Santa Cookie plate. What part did he bite off?
[a] The feet
[b] The head
[c] The arms
[d] He didn’t bite the plate. He bit a cookie

16. In school, the Grinch made a present for one of his classmates, Martha May. What did he make her out of crafts and heirlooms from home?
[a] A tree topper
[b] A bracelet
[c] An angel Christmas tree ornament
[d] A ring

17. At the end of the movie, the Grinch is welcomed into Whoville. What job does he get at Christmas Dinner?
[a] Present giving
[b] Carving the Roast Beast
[c] Singing “Da-hoo-doress”
[d] Cooking the Roast Beast

18. What kind of knife did the Grinch use at Christmas dinner?
[a] A steak knife
[b] A switchblade
[c] A butter knife
[d] No knife at all

19. What color is the Whoville Phonebook?
[a] Yellow
[b] White
[c] Green
[d] Blue

20. Who does Cindy Lou Who try to convince that nominating the Grinch for Holiday Cheermeister is a good idea?
[a] Lou Lou Who
[b] Martha May
[c] Betty Lou Who
[d] Augustus May Who

21. When Cindy entered the Grinchs lair, what was the Grinch doing to drown out the sounds coming from the Whobalation?
[a] Riding a jack hammer
[b] Putting screws in a blender
[c] Chewing on glass
[d] Getting his head smashed between cymbals of a giant windup monkey

22. How many times did the Mayor have his tonsils removed?
[a] Once
[b] Twice
[c] Never
[d] Unknown

23. At the Whobalation, what was the first gift given to the Grinch from Augustus May Who?
[a] A razor
[b] A family reunion
[c] A sweater
[d] A car

24. The Grinch wears a sweater bearing the phrase “I Love Xmas“. However, what is located along the bottom hemline of the sweater?
[a] XOXOXO
[b] XMAS XMAS
[c] X X X X X
[d] HOHOHO

25. The Holiday Cheermeister has many activities at the Whobalation. Which is the correct order that the Grinch did everything?
[a] Christmas Conga, Pudding, Fudge Judge, Fruitcake fa-la-la, Sack race
[b] Pudding, Christmas Conga, Fudge Judge, Fruitcake fa-la-la, Sack race
[c] Fruitcake fa-la-la, Christmas Conga, Pudding, Fudge Judge, Sack race
[d] Pudding, Christmas Conga, Fruitcake fa-la-la, Fudge Judge, Sack race

26. During the Grinch‘s award acceptance at the Whobalation, what did the Grinch insist came with the award?
[a] A kiss from Martha May
[b] A check
[c] A trophy
[d] A car

27. At the Whobalation, What give did Augustus give the Grinch that made him so angry?
[a] A shaver
[b] A car
[c] A dog collar for Max
[d] A sweater that said “I LOVE XMAS”

28. Augustus proposed to Martha May at the Whobalation. He offered he a new car in exchange for saying Yes. Who paid for the new car?
[a] The taxpayers of Whoville
[b] Augustus May Who
[c] Donated by Farfingles
[d] None of the above

29. While the Grinch trashed the Whobalation, the police were seen directing people out of the town center. What kind of suspenders were the cops wearing?
[a] Regular suspenders
[b] Red and Green suspenders
[c] No suspenders
[d] Suspenders with donuts on them

30. What sound ultimately changed the Grinch‘s mind about Christmas?
[a] The morning sun
[b] Max
[c] The Whos singing below
[d] His heart growing

31. The Grinch tries to save the sliding sleigh from falling off the top of Mount Crumpit. He realizes that he cannot do it. Upon giving up, something makes him try harder and succeed in saving the sleigh and gifts. What made him try harder?
[a] There was something on the sleigh he wanted
[b] Max was on the sleigh
[c] Cindy Lou was on the sleigh
[d] The Whos singing

32. The Grinch went on a rampage at the Whobalation. What was ultimate act in destroying the event for Whoville?
[a] Burning down the Whoville tree in the center of town
[b] Shaving the mayors head
[c] Blowing up a car that belonged to some Whos
[d] None of the above

33. After the Whobalation, how many hours were their until Christmas?
[a] 2
[b] 4
[c] 3
[d] 5

34. When the Grinch got into the first house in Whoville, what did he say was the first thing to go?
[a] The tree
[b] The stockings by the fire
[c] The food
[d] The presents

35. When the Grinch returned to his lair after the Whobalation, he found Max had decorated his doghouse and was dancing to some Christmas music. What song was playing?
[a] Santa Claus is coming to town
[b] Youre a mean one Mr. Grinch
[c] Christmas is going to the Dogs
[d] Christmas of love

36. In building his own sleigh for his heist, what accessory did the grinch cool in his mouth?
[a] Nail
[b] Screw
[c] Nut
[d] Bolt

37. What does the Grinch steal from Martha May‘s House?
[a] Her ring from Augustus
[b] Her gifts from Santa
[c] Her Stocking
[d] Nothing. He just made faces at her

38. According to the Mayor, What hasn’t Cindy grown in to yet?
[a] Her height
[b] A legitimate Whoville Citizen
[c] Her nose
[d] A taxpayer

39. Who sticks up for Cindy after the Mayor verbally attacks her, and blames the loss of Christmas on her?
[a] The Grinch
[b] All the Whos
[c] Betty Lou Who
[d] Lou Lou Who

40. What does Augustus May Who kiss in his sleep?
[a] His pillow
[b] Max’s backside
[c] Max’s mouth
[d] Martha May

41. During sleigh construction, what does the Grinch say to Max when Max brings him the wrong wrench?
[a] Wrong-o!
[b] Take it back…Im smarter
[c] If your not going to help me, you might as well…
[d] I said ¾ not 5/8...Stay focused!

42. During sleigh construction, what was the only thing wrong with the Grinch‘s sleigh during the crash test?
[a] It exploded
[b] Not enough gas
[c] The airbag didn’t go off
[d] The airbag was a little slow/delayed

43. When the Grinch was prepping for the heist, he coached Max on how to to approach the part of the reindeer. What did the Grinch‘s hat say?
[a] Director
[b] Whoville Films
[c] WSS WHO 101
[d] WSS WHOVILLE

44. What does the Grinch use as a throttle lever in his sleigh?
[a] A hammer
[b] A crowbar
[c] A spatula
[d] Nothing

ACCORDING TO THE GRINCH…

45. What is a dangerous place?
[a] The City
[b] The Mountain
[c] The North Pole
[d] His lair

46. What is Christmas really about?
[a] Caring for each other
[b] Time with family
[c] Vengeance
[d] Presents

47. What is Cindy a bad judge of?
[a] Contests
[b] The Whobalation
[c] Nasty No-niceness
[d] Character

48. The first floor of his lair is for what?
[a] Him only
[b] Max only
[c] Factory rejects
[d] A and C

49. What never ends?
[a] The avarice
[b] The singing
[c] The presents
[d] The snow

50. Why does Santa live at the North Pole?
[a] Hes a recluse
[b] He likes it
[c] No one wants him here
[d] To avoid the taxes

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